Who Should Not Be Saved in a Pandemic? ~ My Top Ten !

Top Ten Worthy ?  This Baby Thinks SoCHICAGO (May 5) – Doctors know some patients needing lifesaving care won’t get it in a flu pandemic or other disaster. The gut-wrenching dilemma will be deciding who to let die.

Now, an influential group of physicians has drafted a grimly specific list of recommendations for which patients wouldn’t be treated. They include the very elderly, seriously hurt trauma victims, severely burned patients and those with severe dementia.  Full Story

The Beefs ….

The elderly ?  Seriously hurt victims ?  Surely you jest.  I have a long list of people that should go straight to the head of this list.  Here’s my top ten …

The Beefs Top Ten  … Who should not be saved in the event of a Pandemic:

10. Carrot Top
9.  Billary Clinton
8.  Richard Simmons
7.  Paris Hilton
6.  Tom Cruise and all Scientologists.
5.  PETA (ok, maybe this link doesn’t make them seem so bad)
4. Martha Stewart (she wasn’t worth the time finding a link)
3.  Hanna Montana and/or Miley Cyrus
2.  George Dubya Junior
1. … drum roll ……Paula Abdul

Don’t take it too seriously, all in fun.   Please hit the comments and give us your Top 10 …

News Flash:  I’ve been contacted by the producers of “Dancing with the Stars” .. they are extremely upset that I released there dancing lineup for next years show.  I assured that while that this is a complete coincidence, I was fairly certain that most previous contestants should go to the top of my list.  Marie Osmond, Presilla Presley, Mark Cuban, Jerry Springer … any need to continue ?

Disclaimer: I reserve the right to revise this list if I think of someone better deserving, or in the event my life is threatened by a disgruntled listee.

Stevo.

 

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10 comments so far

  1. Gabe on

    Thats a pretty good list. I personally would put paris #1 and where is George W, since he would most likely be the cause of this pandemic. We must be pretty close in order for them to be thinking of such a list. God help us all.

  2. Thomas Colby on

    Thats pretty good, 80% Totally on the Money, BUT lets not leave out……..

    #10. Jenna Bush
    #9. The Mac/HP Television Ad Guys
    #8. Clay Aiken
    #7. Roger Clemmons/Mindy McCready
    #6. Detriot Red Wings
    #5. Any of the Spice Girls
    #4. Celine Deion
    #3. O.J. Simpson
    #2. Ted Hagard
    #1. G.W.Bush

    I know, I know, But someone had to put him on the bottom of the top 10, lol.

  3. mjb fresh on

    #10-Donald Trump
    #9-Anyone who worships Donald Trump
    #8-Anyone who watches the apprentice
    #7-Any American Idol finalist
    #6-Anyone who votes for American Idol finalists
    #5-WWF Founder McMahon
    #4-Anyone who watches WWF
    #3-Carl Rove
    #2-Dick Cheney
    #1-George Bush

  4. Cecil Jones on

    Stevo, I’m not making any lists because it’s a crime to write a list in High School. It’s a Columbine thing. People get real paranoid and you don’t know who is listening to your thoughts. I admire your courage. Anyone with the courage to attack the “Scientologists” without using the words “Hail Baby” is asking for nothing but trouble. Tom Cruise is the best actor in the world. Will Smith is a God. Is Oprah still looking for a new Rev and Church? Hail Baby!

  5. Doug on

    10-Flava Fave
    09-Naomi Judd
    08-My Doctor
    07-Cher (enough farewells already)
    06-all animal abusers
    05-Rev. Wright
    04-Oprah (she can afford to make her own)
    03-Tom Cruise
    02-Randy Jackson (american idol not Michaels bro)
    01-Geo.W.

  6. Carrie on

    Ha! I love making lists. I’m currently in the process of making a list of my top 10 most hated songs. Anyhow…these would be the people on my list.

    10. The Barenaked Ladies
    9. Kathy Lee Gifford
    8. Kathy Griffin
    7. Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt: “Speidi”
    6. Tom Cruise
    5. R. Kelly
    4. The ladies from “the View” (except Whoopi)
    3. Britt
    2. Bill O’Reilly
    1. George W. Bush

  7. Ken Letizia on

    1 The entire bush family
    2 OJ Simpson
    3 Mike Vick
    4 Anyone who works for an Oil Company that gets oil from the Middle East.
    5 The Oakland Raiders
    6 Lawyers, the whole lot of them.
    7 Tiger Woods
    8 Dale Earnheardt Jr.
    9 The Karate Kid, just really hated those movies.
    10 Matt the Deck hand on the North Western.

  8. Ken Letizia on

    Just a few add ons
    1 Brittany Spears
    2 Paris Hilton
    3 Nicole Richie
    4 Pamela Anderson
    5 All Paparazzis
    6 The Baldwin Brothers, well except for Alan, he is entertaining.
    7 Jennifer Anniston. So tired of her sad love life.
    8 Angelina Jolie just tired of her.
    9 Madonna, is she or isnt she a lesbo?
    10 Elen the Degenerate, and Rosy ODonnall.

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  10. Snotty McSnotterson on

    My top ten would include:

    1. Barack Hussein Muhammed Obama
    2. Beef
    3. Gabe
    4. Thomas Colby
    5. MJB Fresh
    6. Cecil Jones
    7. Doug
    8. Carrie
    9. Ken Letizia
    10. Every other liberal in America


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