Archive for the ‘Hillary Clinton’ Tag
Now, an influential group of physicians has drafted a grimly specific list of recommendations for which patients wouldn’t be treated. They include the very elderly, seriously hurt trauma victims, severely burned patients and those with severe dementia. Full Story
The Beefs ….
The elderly ? Seriously hurt victims ? Surely you jest. I have a long list of people that should go straight to the head of this list. Here’s my top ten …
The Beefs Top Ten … Who should not be saved in the event of a Pandemic:
10. Carrot Top
9. Billary Clinton
8. Richard Simmons
7. Paris Hilton
6. Tom Cruise and all Scientologists.
5. PETA (ok, maybe this link doesn’t make them seem so bad)
4. Martha Stewart (she wasn’t worth the time finding a link)
3. Hanna Montana and/or Miley Cyrus
2. George Dubya Junior
1. … drum roll ……Paula Abdul
Don’t take it too seriously, all in fun. Please hit the comments and give us your Top 10 …
News Flash: I’ve been contacted by the producers of “Dancing with the Stars” .. they are extremely upset that I released there dancing lineup for next years show. I assured that while that this is a complete coincidence, I was fairly certain that most previous contestants should go to the top of my list. Marie Osmond, Presilla Presley, Mark Cuban, Jerry Springer … any need to continue ?
Disclaimer: I reserve the right to revise this list if I think of someone better deserving, or in the event my life is threatened by a disgruntled listee.
If Hillary wins by a small margin in PA , the twilight zone will continue for a couple more episodes. She may want to consider resurrecting Rod Sterling for a little Sci-Fi guidance. For those of you too young to recall, Rod Sterling hosted The Twilight Zone, a nightly anthology that ran on TV in the early sixties. It was a mix of sci-fi, fantasy, and horror … a world not to unfamiliar to the Hillary’s campaign these days. In this drama, Hillary is truly in despair; hanging on to hope, with not much left but her pride. I bet she wishes she could dig back into the Tzone archives and resurrect her own cult hit. But unfortunately for her, it looks like the best she can hope for is a spinoff… as second in command. Assuming Obama and Hillary can stomach and withstand the horror to be imparted by John McCain and the Republican campaign.
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